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a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .
person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker
by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023
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Penis is a body part your ass is on the back and your penis is on the front. The penis is a long strip of skin where cum and pee can come out of. The penis has two ball shaped things under the strip of skin called testicles. these are two balls under a layer of skin. This is a penis it is an awesome body part that refreshes you when you need to go wee weee.
Penis An external male reproductive organ. It contains a tube called the urethra, which carries semen and urine to the outside of the body
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Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version
name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!
by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025
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PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.
Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING
by lookitup! May 5, 2023
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It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”
If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.
by Pi’erre Dupont July 18, 2021
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penis Wennis

when a women has a dick also known as a shemale
Josh: hey is becky a penis Wennis?
Nathan: Yea shes a dude
by Hey man its me dickman May 17, 2018
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The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.
Penis. Just Penis...
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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