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Jack

Jack is an awesome name. he usually has over a 7 inch dick and is so fucking hot. He fucks all the girls so hard to the point where he makes blue waffles. Not only is he hot as fuck, he also is very rich. Any man named jack will be rich and have many wives, if not many children. Jack is the best name out there. If there is any man who is named jack and doesnt have a 7 inch dick, not rich, and not hot, then damn trump must be president. Over all, jack is a name that comes with much pride and sperm. If you have the name jack, then damn i need to see that dick!
Usually, jack is fucking people at 6:09 aclock.
by the wise man (6ix-9ine) March 16, 2020
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Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 16, 2020
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Jack

There are definitely more than one of them at your school.
"Hey, did you hear about jack?"
"which one there are like 9"
by Joh Mahma March 22, 2020
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Jack

Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.
jack is a simp
by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020
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Jack some noog

Get this bread, let’s go grind, motivating saying
Let’s go jack some noog! (If you were talking to a group of friends about to go to go into a social setting or about to take an exam)
by Yesma’am77 April 29, 2020
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Jack

A Boy that shouts Fuck at his TV if he looses a game of Fortnite.

@PappaJackii
Is that Jack over there, Don,t mess with that Guy.
by PappaJackii May 5, 2020
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Jack

The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs
Jack Oh shit

Me Wot

Jack This traffic cone gave me crabs
by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020
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