Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

Bush-friend

In reference to the genitalia, refers to the overgrown pubic hair and its set of three friends, the stick, aka the dick, and the two tackle berries.

Friend 1: Amazing set of bush-friends
Friend 2: Thank you, grew them myself

by Mr,fluffers October 4, 2022

Friend Bag

A full condom.

I left you a friend bag inside of you.

by mrbumpsbenis May 8, 2025

Friends

something you don't have because you did something stupid at school

Random Gorilla lover: Hey look at my FRIENDS.
friendless hobo: damn.

by Chiaki_ Nanami February 18, 2023

L friend

Someone who wants your food and won’t stop begging .

Aziel is a L friend for begging and calling people an L friend

by Boswell69 January 17, 2024

friend magnet

A person who attracts people so you can make easy friends.

Im bad at making friends i wish i had a friend magnet

by Friend magnet February 28, 2021

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022