by Marh May 13, 2005

A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.
*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*
by ClingySantiago! August 27, 2011

A term meant to be as jacking off, can be used in so many different ways, one of th emost flexible code names ever
by izziemnko March 22, 2005

Men who feel they have a small penis compensate by getting a big dog, and often an aggressive breed.
by MeTwoMe October 13, 2008

by aliisafaliaa May 5, 2019

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"
"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"
"alright thanks man im goin for it"
"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"
"alright thanks man im goin for it"
by cfwest November 3, 2012

by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019
