Fat Cancer Dog

A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.

*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*

by ClingySantiago! August 27, 2011

Taco Bell dog

A furry little animal this met it's death by a low rider

Adam Sandler's Song was right,he killed the taco bell dog.

by Marh May 13, 2005

hot dog water

the girl from “scooby doo mystery incorporated” but her real name is marcie fleach

fred, shaggy, and. scooby: “hot dog water?!”
velma: “her real name is marcie.”

by aliisafaliaa May 5, 2019

big dog syndrome

Men who feel they have a small penis compensate by getting a big dog, and often an aggressive breed.

Big dog syndrome is similar to big truck syndrome.

by MeTwoMe October 13, 2008

shooting your dog

A term meant to be as jacking off, can be used in so many different ways, one of th emost flexible code names ever

-My parents werent home so i shot my dog
-I was gonna shoot my dog but it was already dead

by izziemnko March 22, 2005

bad touch dog

a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.

Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.

by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011

Prarie Dog Pop

When your mate is squatting over your face with a turd tangling out of his or her anus and you are giving it a blow job.

Dude, last night i fed your mom the prarie dog pop. She was lovin' that shit. Good thng I had corn for dinner the night before.

by SnMCandy June 12, 2012