Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Bestie Time is the Best Time

Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!

Bestie time is the best time with Nat!

by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022

one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Mirror time

Mirror time, Is when both the minute and the hour is the same on a clock. Other names for this phenomena include, Mirror hours, Flip Time, and Time slap.

Hey bro, 11:11 pm, that's a mirror time!

by Google bored May 19, 2024

Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024

Times 3.0 ah

1 SGD= 3 MYR. Used by S'poreans to mean M'sia is cheaper.

This conversation is in Singlish

Me: Eh can go shopping ah?
Friend: Cannot lah
Me: Why ah?
Friend: 50 dollars only
Me: Then go JB one. Times 3.0 ah.
Friend: Yah yah

by alicecrebh April 19, 2018