monkey mode 

The extreme version of an after-high, feeling like you are just a person moving doing tasks, almost depersonalized.

Bro I smoked so much last night!
Word, how you feelin?
I’m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.

monkey mode by the ciggy muncher April 9, 2022

knock monkey 

1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.

1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.

knock monkey by Kelsey Hahn October 26, 2006

gruffle monkey 

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

gruffle monkey by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007

bare monkey 

A shaved lower region on a woman. i.e a shaved box

Hey Tom you should have seen the bare monkey on the Poms chick I was with last night!

bare monkey by 150 Jeff July 26, 2008

minced monkey meat 

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

minced monkey meat by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Stuffed Monkey 

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

Stuffed Monkey by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010

butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

butt monkey by Nat80 August 29, 2013