Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Time Sensitive

A term originally used to describe urgent tasks or deadlines, but now more accurately refers to the extremely limited window during which one must impress their partner in bed—before the mood, the moment, or the erection disappears like a Snapchat message.

"Bro, I lit candles, put on Usher, and she was ready... but my dog started barking, her mom FaceTimed her, and then I sneezed. Mission failed. It was time sensitive."

by Pharedus April 8, 2025

Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack time… Mhmmmm.

by Snacklebox March 15, 2023

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

tittie time

When ur gorl gets her tiddies out for a real one and their good and fresh

Oooohhh my girl came over and we had some tittie time

by Tiddie time October 20, 2018

tiger time

Based on the G.O.A.T golfer, Tiger Woods.
When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.

Golfer #1: Wow you’re literally playing the worst golf ever.
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time

by Mano167 March 21, 2025

It’s Pizza Time!

A(n) escape/chase sequence in Pizza Tower that’s activated after destroying Pillar John. Once activated, a timer will appear on the bottom of the screen giving the player a certain amount of time to reach the exit before Pizzaface spawns and begins chasing the player.

1. Jane: shit, It’s Pizza Time!
Brian: you have 3 minutes before Pizzaface comes, you’ll be fine.

by Peppino Spaghetti June 17, 2023