i'm like cheese

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!

Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!

by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

Cheese

Cheese

Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"What?"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"I...I don't follow. Why are you saying Cheese?"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"...wha-what..."
Person B stares into Person A's eyes
What he sees is indescribable to our mortal minds
What he sees is too beautiful for our reality
What he sees is
Person B:"Cheese"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"Cheese"
Person A:"Cheese"

by Boredeums April 6, 2022

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025

Plastic Cheese

Slapping

Person 1: I just got u with plastic cheese
Person 2: OWEEEEE!!!! (due to slap on face by person 1)

by UrLocalSeagull March 4, 2023

Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Chili Cheese Coney

When you have a girl shit on your dick and then slap it between her ass cheeks

Last weekend was lit my girl let me get a chili cheese coney

by Yall Need Jesus March 8, 2017