I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.

I'm new! check this out.

by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021

Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.

oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night

by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018

that's some news

A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"

"That's some news!"

by Mollyclav February 5, 2018

New Miles

Two or more pieces of Trident gum chewed simultaneously

Are you eating New Miles?

Nah, I only have once piece

by classy09 December 14, 2012

NEW AGE CHROMA

A Modern day and exaggerated version of designs and art, that are foreign to the mainstream. An underground or an amateur feel to it, art that is an anomaly.

This is that new age chroma

by 4irmii July 31, 2024