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Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.
You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!
by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021
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Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021
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Dangling labia penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome
by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019
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Penis Mouse

A slang term for Mickey Mouse, because Mickey means penis
Hey, Mickey Mouse should be called Penis mouse.
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Penis

Penis
by Meme review May 1, 2019
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Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
by cy0man February 5, 2022
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Gay penis

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜
by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021
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