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I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.
by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015
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New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby
1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard
by 459395 April 10, 2023
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.
The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.
by Green Ugly April 13, 2023
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Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet
Omg where am I... *post on private storygreat news!”
by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019
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New Seabs

A nickname for the most premium country club located in Mashpee Massachusetts
The staff at the athletic center in new seabs are amazing.
by anonymous blushi viewer July 15, 2025
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News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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