Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022

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mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger

When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.

by ANONOMYOUSXX123XX July 12, 2016

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your mom

your moms cute <3

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”

by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021

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Your mom

kissed my ass

Your mom gae

by Yeeti November 13, 2019

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ur mom

example 1: ur mom is a very awful insult but is very funny at the same time lots of annoying kids say it lol
example 2: ur mom is the conjtuble verb referring to a body or group that is being particularly crappy, assay, or just overall bitchy

ur mom is so fat 🙄🙄😡😡

by hello bobby March 2, 2022

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