Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.
Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023
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Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
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The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023
Get the Double Patriotism mug.The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019
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Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan
by DA.DI October 24, 2019
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“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”
by King Adren October 25, 2019
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