monkey

a hairy ass person

that foo look like a monkey

by fxckaopp;) April 27, 2020

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"

Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up

by UncleLoid January 19, 2019

Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009