by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole
by The tax um da um da um da January 15, 2024
by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020
Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by Dig bick chan July 07, 2021
Hey look there the little cum baby
by Sluzhyperson June 30, 2022
An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.
Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.
Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.
Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 02, 2019
A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020