dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 17, 2023

Cheese nugget

The disgusting nuggets of cheese that you get when you don't mix the powdered cheese properly in box mac and cheese

Never eat Mike's mac and cheese, there is always cheese nuggets in it

by A very small forest November 22, 2021

Cheese Girl

Alyssa Taylor.

I ate bad cheese and I missed two days of school because I had the shits.

Did you here why Alyssa ( Cheese girl ) missed school.

No.

She ate bad cheese and now she has the shits.

That’s fucking sad.

by Your mom 69240250 November 22, 2021

Cheese girl

A girl in South Africa that gets anything they want from parents and have every month allowance for just being a daughter of someone.

Ropafadzo is such a cheese girl did you see her new I phone she takes beautiful pictures with

by Sista Betina November 22, 2021

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

cheese

when something falls you shout cheese so that person has bad luck forever

*a pen falls*

Richie: ha! cheese!
Walter: I hate you

by redchemicals November 22, 2021