Cat

Pussy

Hey bro your mom's cat is so wet

by Imsogayforurmom March 29, 2022

That's Cat

Calling something "cat", as in "That's cat - That was cat" etc, is a pejorative term. It means that something is bad, annoying, or negative in general. And can be interchanged for the words "bullshit", "crap", "awful", and many more! Doing a little bit of research, I believe it is originally an old Irish saying, or Irish slang.

"Cat and cat malogen” as in “That’s cat or that’s cat malogen altogether.”
It means that is very bad or terrible altogether. " - From Irishcentral.com

Friend: Fuck I'm sad... I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me!!
Friend 2: Oh shit! I'm so sorry dude, that's cat!"

by El P January 6, 2025

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

The Battle Cats.

A cool game with cats destroying existence roll cats get cats love cats increase cat popularity increase cat population.

Ginger :Hey I just played The Battle Cats.
Asian :No way I love roll cat.
Peter Griffin: You stupid

by Quenvempona2013 June 24, 2023

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

Hello Street Cat

THE MOST INTERESTING APP OF ALL TIME. It's basically Neko Atsume, but in real life. You get to see cats, like Mr. Fresh or Mr. Excavator. You can also feed cats.

Guy 1: I just used Hello Street Cat!

by LuaGunsX #2 February 14, 2024