Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca January 4, 2017

chief keef bag

the ultimate item that is only owned by the gods and the ones blessed by them. also it poggers.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHIEF KEEF BAG!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by chief keef09834 April 19, 2022

Sleeping bag boys

Are men who have slept with the same women.

Yoooo are we Eskimo brothers?

Bro. You can't say that anymore. It's sleeping bag boys now.

by 575boy June 11, 2018

Dropped your Bags

Pull down ones trousers

Me: Man, last night was uneventful

Friend: What do you mean you dropped your bags on live TV and mooned the entire world.

by sneakysneaky123 June 1, 2022

certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023

Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.

I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.

by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021