Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016
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Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016
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a fat smelly bitch

A beautiful person, very nice and couldn't never betray and always kind.
"i think brandon is a fat smelly bitch"
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fat jacinta

An obese girl that goes around the area and sits on old people for fun. She then takes them home and fucks their deceased bodies. She describes the old ladys have saggy tits and loose pussys. The old guys have loose skin hanging out of their dicks. She uses her 2cm silicon dildo on them all. Her inspo is jerferry dahmmer.
by meaty360 October 24, 2022
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Fat Tad

Someone who is very sweaty or obsessive of winning in a videogame and, tries their hardest to ruin fun for others players. They are typically shut ins who do nothing but sit around and troll people for their own pleasure.
Person 1: I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I got chased around the whole map by this one dude.
Person 2: Fat tad?
Person 1: Yeah, the absolute fat tad wouldn’t leave me alone!
by Cyanchy July 21, 2018
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Fat Titted PAWG

A woman that has fat breasts that gets subdued by swinger men. This woman is also required to have kids and the kids have to buy the fat titted pawgs swinger boyfriend beer.
Wow Aarons mom is such a fat titted pawg. Can’t believe Aaron always has to buy Fat Titted Pawgs swinger man beer, that guy honestly has it made.
by Daddy2080 September 22, 2022
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Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.
Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.
by TheBeardedLip April 16, 2023
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