Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022

Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Double gazing

When you see someone that you facncy and give a second look to stare at him/her.

This guy fancies me, he gave me a double gazing.

by Blowminder August 25, 2018

Double Spook

When you have a situation or have a day in which there are multiple layers of "spookiness" occurring simultaneously.

"Its Friday the 13th on the week of 9/11, thats double spooky".

by Some Guy who wrote about September 13, 2019

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017