Cheese Wizzing

Taking a piss while in the act of grilled cheesing

Halford says "Hey Rocky! were your Cheese Wizzing when you pissed all over the seat today at Taco Bell?"

by Scott "Just Scott" K January 6, 2009

Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016

Natchyo Cheese

Cheese that is not yours.

THIS NATCHYO CHEESE, YOU CUNT, COVERED IN HAM!!!!!!

by AeronaTheFox December 4, 2019

Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.

I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.

by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022