mr. whale

the FUCKING MORON WHO POLLUTES GAMEJOLT CHATS ((most of) the baldis basics scratch community hates him!!)

mr. whale: Thank you for adding me to your group! Use !help for a list of commands.

baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON

mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋

by elsqued December 19, 2023

Mr. Stitchy

a super hot and sexy tall humanoid entity with orange eyes, that wears a teddy bear head as a mask

omg guys, look! It's Mr. Stitchy!

by anonymous October 30, 2023

Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact

“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”

by Belle Cat October 21, 2025

Mr. Funnyman

An individual, occasionally obnoxious, who puts on a comedic personality most moments of their day, often conforming with comedy trends to appear funnier and constantly funny to the people around them.

Kira is trying to be a Mr. Funnyman over there.

by Mr_Night78 December 17, 2023

Mr Gibson

LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Most have an epic bald head which shimmers like a fucking diamond. Usually on the verge of breaking down bc of how cool he is. Has an army of loving students which will murder if smbd says something bad.

Josh: Bro, Mr Gibson is so annoying, he made us read this book, ughhhh
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!

by da_one8 November 18, 2022

Mr. FAFO

A foolish, narcissistic, theatrical, immature, petty, impulsive person - who is overly emotional and a dramatic instigator.

Mr. FAFO's behavior during the screencast was quite dramatic, as he repeatedly exhibited behavior reminiscent of a drama clown. His exaggerated gestures and over-the-top reactions drew attention away from the content being presented, making it difficult for the audience to focus on the material at hand. This type of behavior can detract from the professionalism of the presentation and may impact the overall effectiveness of the communication. It's important for presenters to maintain a professional demeanor and ensure that their actions complement the content they are delivering.

by watermelon_melody January 25, 2024

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin.

It’s the opposite to no cap. That person usually is very lost.

Bro 1: Bro we gonna hang tonite?
Bro 2: Bro, of course bro

2 hours later:

Bro1: when are we gonna meet?

Bro2: Brooo... sorry i‘m with my girl tonight.

Bro1: Wow... such a Mr. Cap

by aveey April 24, 2020