A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012
Get the wapus catmug. 
person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL
person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.
person 1: THEIR SO CUTE
person 2: RIGHT
person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.
person 1: THEIR SO CUTE
person 2: RIGHT
by mellalololol May 28, 2021
Get the catmug. Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.
by the coolest of the cool kid July 21, 2020
Get the Catmug. by anonymous January 18, 2022
Get the Catmug. A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.
by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024
Get the Cleo the Catmug. 