Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.

Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.

by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024

Wild Blue Scallions

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.

Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

by ttyyttyyttyy July 19, 2015

blue pay check

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

by anonymous March 5, 2021

truck stop blues

When that lot lizard got you worked up but you don’t hit it because you ran out of penicillin.

Im over here at jubitz with the truck stop blues.

by Billy cheese steak October 14, 2019

Shibe blue

The shade of blue associated by a small community with the Minecraft content creator Shibe(Rambles).

The colour Cerulean blue is very similar to Shibe blue.

by p1NK-pallas January 3, 2024

Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021

Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018