Smoke what?

The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 20, 2022

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

What in the Kansas is this

What the heck is this.
Coined by Colby Brock
From Sam and Colby YouTube.

What in the Kansas is this crap?

by DubstepHero777 October 27, 2022

What is life

Idk you ask me

"What is life?" Jimmy asks.
"Go get a job", His mom replied back

by randomGuyInAStreetWearingShirt November 1, 2022

What's A Namer

The thing that some people say when the are trying to remember something when they are talking. (Kind of like how some people say Uh after every sentence.)

Teacher: Remind me to get the what's a namer.
Student1: You mean the Homework?
Teacher: Yes.
Student2: YOU FOOL!

by ZriseTheSonicgamer November 2, 2022

what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.

Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

by Cubicwolf77 November 6, 2022

What if

Two words P.E. coaches absolutely despise.

P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start!

Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?

P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?

Student: What the fuck?

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge November 14, 2022