When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor
“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”
by Gemmalacoi June 11, 2021
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1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet
If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35
1. Oh.
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet
If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35
1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
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by katkakes June 16, 2021
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*I had to write "New Word* in the sentence to allow me to submit
*I had to write "New Word* in the sentence to allow me to submit
by some guy to waste your time June 16, 2021
Get the New Word mug.The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
Get the New mug.The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.
That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...
by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021
Get the New beginning mug.When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
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