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chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass
Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID
by Bin there done that September 24, 2020
mugGet the chair kidmug.

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021
mugGet the sour patch kidmug.

Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024
mugGet the Poop kidmug.

poopy furry pink gacha kid

Somebody who is very very retarted and is probably lesbian
poopy furry pink gacha kid is somebody very ugly and retated
by TheRat567BCE April 12, 2024
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
mugGet the Failed kidmug.

Slap short kids

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.
by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021
mugGet the Slap short kidsmug.

Smelly Kid

That one kid in school who never fucking showers and smells like cat piss
Kid 1:Bro the teacher put me with Jimmy for the project

Kid 2: Bro isn't that the smelly Kid

Kid 1: Yes he smells like acctual shit and I think he pissed himself.
by Shadowless43 January 28, 2023
mugGet the Smelly Kidmug.

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