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three headed monkey

the imfamous three headed monkey of monkey island, a monkey with three heads
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Smoke a blunt to the head

Each individual person whom you are smoking with, smokes their own fat blunt conclusivley smoking their brains out
Nancy, Frenchy, and Ernesto all decided to smoke a blunt to the head.
by eiasd September 18, 2008
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smh my head my head

something that my friend made up then we continued add more “my head”’s to it and I believe i should be scared. basically if you take smh and take it out short form, shaking my head, then add maybe 80 “my head”’s, basically shaking my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head. also sorry for the very long example i have 2 and the second one is basically just my friend fucking annoying me and i annoy her with more my heads because i will take a much time to put at least maybe 9million my heads because why not
1.That weirdo won’t stop smh my head my heading himself, he needs help
2. My friend just suddenly: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD

Me: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD *insert photo of character giving middle finger* why so many fucking my heads? you need help mom (we call each other mom and daughter bc she said so)

My friend: shut up sussy baka (yes she says this)
by epic water legs June 6, 2021
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double headed dragon

When you have two people give you oral sex at the same time.
Last Night, i had Kerri and Tabitha give me the double headed dragon.
by Jason Montana June 30, 2007
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Curly Headed Fuck

Defined as a fat venomous semi-bi polar bitch with tight curly hair often known by the name of Stacey
Example #1.........My recent superviser forced me to quit because she was a curly headed fuck!
by none of your bizak January 20, 2011
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Nappy-headed hoe

A human female with ugly, frizzy, gross, or unsanitary hair that also happens to be sort of promiscuous or down right slutty. She may or may not be physically attractive, but in most cases she is rather disgusting.
Ex: "OMG Don't you just love my hair! I slept with like 6 guys and have herpes...Bye!"

..."What a nappy-headed hoe."

Ex: Tyra Banks
by D-Babyyyyyyyyyy April 14, 2010
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Shakes My Head

What you say when something ridiculous happens; an act or expression of disapproval.

Long-Hand for "SMH"

This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences
My friend says so much ridiculous stuff, that instead of typing out "shakes my head" I'll just type SMH!

My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH
by Ran Dumb Fax June 11, 2012
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