spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

playin with your balls

Joking or messing around with somebody. Created by Aiden Mann.

Lucas: Dawg I just killed your cat.
Sarah: What! Did you really?!
Lucas: Nah, I’m just playin with your balls.

by Down in your Mum June 22, 2021

Big black sussy balls

Used to describe either Concharne lebigi tsogo suns ball sack or sipho sibotshiwes ball sack

Yo he has big black sussy balls

by Big poes July 2, 2021

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Daniels_left_ballsack

Daniels_left_ballsack is an Asian American TikToker, they post fanart, eddsworld, and camp camp content. He is currently taken and is a fucking tranny

Person one: Who's your least favorite TikToker?
Person two: Daniels_left_ballsack

by Neils_Computer August 1, 2021