baby butt toucher

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you

by HeilDrMario June 21, 2014

deployment baby daddy

A male best friend who stands in for some daddy roles while the birth father is deployed. Must be agreed upon by both birth mother and birth father

Mat, Kyle said you are the deployment baby daddy while he is overseas. Time to help with the diapers, feedings, cuddling, and going places with me.

by Daddy_Mattie January 10, 2018

Chiller Baby Cakes

Chiller Baby Cakes are the virtual cakes of chilling. They are used to express a chill situation, or acceptance and acknowledgement of something as chill.

Person 1: I'm going to study, what about you?
Person 2: I'm going to go bake some Chiller Baby Cakes.

Person 1: I'm going to go order pizza and have a 24 marathon.
Person 2: Chiller Baby Cakes!

by Daniel'sBabyCakes January 19, 2011

Baby Mama Time

When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.

Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."

by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 26, 2020

baby bird shot

One person takes a shot but doesn't swallow it. They then spit the shot into the mouth of the player receiving the baby bird shot.

guy 1: Bro last night Edward got so fucked up he did a baby bird shot
guy 2: Gross, who was the mama bird?
guy 1: It was Adam
guy 2: Damn, his brother?
guy 1: yep

by YourDadHannibal November 18, 2020

Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.

- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...

by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019

Gucci Baby Jump

A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.

Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"

by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019