I found Among Us

The act of finding an Among Us unexpectedly and screaming "I found Among Us" very fast repeatedly to the rhythm of DVRST "Close Eyes" to attract the attention of the others to convince them you are definitely not sus. Usually used when you find the Among Us in an unlikely place like the vents.

*sees someone venting*
Among us... I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND I FOUND AMONG US

by Zan Tsu of Japan June 18, 2022

i can be your dad

when your dad is your dad

i can be your dad
"i can be that dad of yours" said Tobias as he looked at his friend

by yourdadisyourdad August 20, 2018

I Only Ride Park

A phrase used to tell somebody that the only form of mountain biking you participate in is downhill, park riding. Made popular by Matt Dennison, and Jason Lucas in their song "I Only Ride Park." Used among "park rats"

I only ride park
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill

I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain

I only ride park
Screw your xc

And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs

And I'm still faster than you

by Shredthegnar69 September 20, 2017

can i have a touch

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint

Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*

by touch_master August 18, 2019

I am your father

its how you talk to your friend called luke

Me: "hey luke"

Luke: " UGH, what?"
Me: "I am your FATHER"

by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019

I Dey Laugh O

A Pidgin English phrase (which translated to English means "I'm laughing as well") made popular by former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo. I dey laugh o (hereafter IDLO) is a scornful and mocking response to another's position on a subject. IDLO has been made popular by young Nigerians who usually respond to a comment on social networks such as Facebook and Twitter with the pithy "IDLO"

Atiku: I will be Nigeria's next president
Obasanjo: I dey laugh o

by OmoLugard January 19, 2011

i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand

Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.

by some bidj July 20, 2018