cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock

Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ May 2, 2022

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them

boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

by mr sexy man ‘not ellis ‘ November 7, 2021

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009