cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022

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penis cum

to cum inside a penis

i would like to penis cum you

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

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Cum Bracket

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner

I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.

by Flaglicks September 21, 2022

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national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022

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cum

short for cumquat fruit

hey can i get a cum smoothie?

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022

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cum rabbit

The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.

I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.

The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull

by benjibw September 23, 2022

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