Dough nut

When a guy sticks a glazed doughnut on his dick for his gf to eat while giving him a bj

"Bro my dick got very sticky after I gave my girl a dough nut"

by JustTha February 26, 2020

Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny December 14, 2008

Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.

Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!

by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025

Coco-Nut

When you nut in a container and pour hot coco in it and drink it

Damn.... I want some coco-nut right now

by The destroyer of cheeks May 6, 2023

nut hammer challenge

The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.

"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"

by johnnyversace August 14, 2018

Bust a nut

When your older brother gets mad so he’s going to just a nut

Nick says “Guys I’m scared, you guys broke my older brothers Thor hammer… he’s going to bust a nut!”

by Taylorskye June 28, 2025

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022