get your lettuce cut

the process of getting your hair cut

Kevin: My hair is getting long and messy
Andrew: Oh, you should go get your lettuce cut

by binding.pry January 8, 2017

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get back in your shrub

1. Tell someone to scram
2. Insult your friends nicely
3. Tell a Leopard to get back in it's shrub if you are ever stuck in the forest.

Hey man, you're being a bitch to me.
"GET BACK IN YOUR SHRUB!"

If a Leopard ever comes out and tries to kill you, simply say "GET BACK IN YOUR SHRUB" and it will turn on it's heels and run to the nearest bush! CAUTION: Don't try that at home kids.

by Walster001 November 5, 2015

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Get off my grass

Used to tell someone to fuck off

*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*

Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick

Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!

Bob: get off my grass joe

Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*

by Jamal’s Hood May 19, 2019

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Don’t get me wrong

Noun - Just because I’m suddenly upcoming doesn’t mean I dig you or I’m just doing it because I need something in return. Either way it could mean I was controlling all this time and came to a conclusion that you’re worth the second thought or I just found the color of your shoes complimentary to the chair over there and it sparked joy. So I was thankful. (Don’t get me wrong) #vague

Don’t get me wrong, I think we’ll be fine. Then again let’s not go there.

Don’t get me wrong I really wish things were different.

by Curlyfry_3RO August 27, 2019

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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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