dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023

Cheese man

Very, very hot person. He could melt you if you just stepped within a mile of him. 🥵

Cheese man=Hot

by Artistiicz October 5, 2021

Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube

After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

CHEESE

CHEESE

person 1: CHEESE

person 2: CHEESE

by peopleAreSTUPID69 February 17, 2022

cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.

damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)

by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017