Skip to main content

DHCP lease breaking party

A particularly-wild form of LAN party which is held by disgruntled tenants attempting to induce their upstream provider to terminate a fixed-term DHCP lease before its expiry date. The usual targets are unscrupulous phone and cable operators who lock victims into one-sided multi-year contracts and refuse to let them leave, even as they unilaterally and repeatedly raise prices for inferior service. It's like the cockroach motel, where they check in but they don't check out.

The idea is to annoy providers just enough that they suddenly beg the tenant to leave or even seek to evict instead of holding them hostage to a fixed-term which is no longer useful to a client who needs to be able to leave without penalty after having taken a lucrative job in another city.
Likely apocryphal, the DHCP lease breaking party is a fusion of three intertwined concepts:

- A "lease breaking party" in residential tenancy is a party or gathering that disturbs other neighbouring tenants enough to induce a landlord to break the lease

- A "LAN party" is a wild gathering of video game geeks which degenerates into a "rainbow party" like orgy of video game players competing to see how far down the joystick each can leave their respective lip prints; these events are associated with widespreaad abuse of LAN party drugs and overclocking on highly-customised water-cooled gaming PC's.

- A "DHCP lease" is a feature of the Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol which attempts to hold an Internet Protocol address for a predefined "lease" time so that it may be assigned to the same device when it reconnects.

These wild LAN parties often end badly, with clients going from multi homed to homeless or being bumped off the network entirely. A particularly wild DHCP lease breaking party with extensive LAN party drug use is highly disruptive to tenants of neighbouring IP addresses. An orgy of video games, online porn and bacchanalia tends to degenerate into sloppy seconds bandwidth and conditions prone to spread computer virii, but the situation with most low-rent ISP's is so dismal that client PC's have few other viable options.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
mugGet the DHCP lease breaking party mug.
You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.
X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”
by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025
mugGet the Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party mug.

House Party

A useless waste of time, especially if you're a college student.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm going to a house party later, want to come?"
Person 2: "No, man, that's stupid, I've got way too much work to do."
by Fake Vegetable August 26, 2025
mugGet the House Party mug.

Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute
Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!
by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025
mugGet the Third Party Thinker mug.

Triple pipe party

Smoking a crack pipe alongside the expulsion of a turd also whilst urinating on a consenting adult' either buttocks, boobs or penis.
Me n ya ma are thinking on having a (wee) triple pipe party the night so mek yersel scarce and there's a chip supper in it for yersel.
by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025
mugGet the Triple pipe party mug.

Blackpool party hat

When entering a party and everyone looks like Gail Platt from Coronation street
"I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"

( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an

old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid

A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025
mugGet the Blackpool party hat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email