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Whatever gets you hard

This basically means that you can do whatever you want

(Another way of saying you do you)
Guy 1: “I’m going to leave ok?”
Guy 2: “ Whatever gets you hard, man!”
by Kanye_supporter5 November 9, 2023
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I'm gonna get the milk.

Dad "I'm gonna get the milk."
Son "Ok"
Son (5 years later) "Dad?"
by divDev July 12, 2022
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get your lettuce cut

Kevin: My hair is getting long and messy
Andrew: Oh, you should go get your lettuce cut
by binding.pry January 8, 2017
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord
“promise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm
by Kharomani June 13, 2022
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Get her paintbrush wet

When a woman is masturbating and rubbing her clit with her finger and she needs to keep it moist she dips her finger into her vagina opening to get moisture!
When Kate is flicking her bean and she runs dry she get her paintbrush wet.
by Nkate May 30, 2021
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Get off my page

why u on there page anyways?? but the meaning is pretty clear get off there page.
Get off my page- simply clicking the x which is to leave there page.
by bigdawgskrilla July 13, 2022
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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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