A furry companion that will puke on your carpet at two in the morning but won’t pay rent and a bonus, knifes for feet
Friend: u good bro
Me: bitch my cat just gave me 50 battle scars
by Chris p bacon October 29, 2019
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An Oni (horned demon from hell) from the deepest pits of hell
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Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.
"That cat just ate my fish!"
"My cat is stuck in a tree"
by Lucythekid April 25, 2018
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One of the most realist people out there is a Cat. A Cat is a really loyal human being, and one with a kind and caring heart. Other people may have trouble noticing it at first due to her reserveness, but once you truly get to know a Cat, you'll find that she'll be one of the greatest friends you had, as well as one of the strongest people you'll ever meet. A Cat is also a very beautiful person, and if you ever date her, you better be careful in not breaking her heart, because if you do, you're losing the greatest girl you'll ever date.
Boy 1: Dang man, she's pretty strong

Boy 2: Oh, you mean Cat? That's just her.
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Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?
by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019
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A cat is the most cutest thing in the world. Cats have very sweet features. It has two beautiful eyes, adorably tiny paws, sharp claws, and two perky ears which are very sensitive to sounds. It has a tiny body covered with smooth fur and it has a furry tail as well. Cats have an adorable face with a tiny nose, a big mouth and a few whiskers under its nose.
by reiomo August 31, 2023
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Lovely kind sweet and funny
Is that a fluffy smile of happiness
No it’s a cat
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