licked the baby clean

verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.

"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.

by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019

Mixed Baby superiority

The belief that mixed children are genetically stronger and overall more capable than single race children. The belief stems from the blending of genes from both races in question will cause the best of both genotypes to merge and form a child with the best of both worlds.

Alhun had become one of the star athletes of his high school football team, with many claiming his mixed genes to be the cause. He inherited a wide nose (which allowed him to take in more air every breath, making him faster), thick lips (which many women found attractive), and a larger frame (which years of weight training helped pack onto it dense muscle) from his mom, while his dad he inherited a lighter shade of skin that didn’t chafe or ash up easily, as well as thin blond hair that allowed heat to escape easily from his head, keeping him cool. Many made him the star example for Mixed Baby superiority.

by Swirlin64 December 19, 2019

Titty baby mouth

When a child who is now an adult and they have a large over bite usually with oblong shaped upper and lower jaw and messed up teeth. Usually is caused from sucking either on titties or bottles or pacifiers for years as an infant through childhood.

“Damn look at that guy over there. He definitely has titty baby mouth!”

by TittyBabyMouth September 26, 2019

deployment baby daddy

A male best friend who stands in for some daddy roles while the birth father is deployed. Must be agreed upon by both birth mother and birth father

Mat, Kyle said you are the deployment baby daddy while he is overseas. Time to help with the diapers, feedings, cuddling, and going places with me.

by Daddy_Mattie January 10, 2018

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

social security baby

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.

That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.

by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017

The Baby-Jesus Effect

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy

Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect

by The Cousins March 8, 2017