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Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
by ANNA! April 5, 2020
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how can I be homophobic

The express of one's confusion towards another person calling him homophobic
Person 1: You are homophobic
Person 2: How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.
by sic9898 January 11, 2023
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I just ate a sandwich

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Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich
by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019
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I like your Figs.

A scrub brand, but more importantly code to one healthcare worker to another healthcare worker that they want to have sex.
“Hey Melissa! I like your Figs.”

Melissa’s reply: “ Meet me in ten minutes in the back hallway.”
by Bearman November 11, 2021
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I jus liek em

Used when someone is mad for someone, abbreivation for I just like them
Person 1: Why are you looking at the cat?
Person 2: I jus liek em
by crouchyfish20 May 11, 2022
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I smell like curry

To smell like a really spicy annoying indian kid with glasses after eating alot of spicy hot indian food.
"Oh Aaron whats wrong?". "I smell like curry".
by Ricardo Bliss November 26, 2019
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i finished my homework

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk
by i love hamilton :) May 27, 2018
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