foods ghost

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

by DanJJJJJJJJ March 30, 2008

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Food Smug

Happy with your meal choice in a restaurant, principally because it is far better than that of someone else at your table. The opposite of Food Envy.

Your 'macrobiotic bowl' salad looks truly terrible, feeling pretty Food Smug with my order right now.

by MyonduespYm May 28, 2019

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food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

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Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.

Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!

by Hazeybear October 31, 2015

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