Vagine Wine

Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.

"You guys use lube? All I gotta do is look at my girl and her Vagine Wine has her all lubed up."

by MasonWhitlam April 29, 2024

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

by lovesitall May 28, 2012

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019

Wine Drunk

Girs best friend. It’s a messy night when your wine drunk

Let get wine drunk

by Quirty1278 October 28, 2023