Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Ghetto hockey mom

A mom that grew up on the streets in the 90’s and listen to ghetto rap. It is a role many hockey moms strive for. However, there are only two in the world; Leah and Kristine.

The baddest moms be ghetto hockey moms

by Onlineswagger January 14, 2022

canadian butt hockey

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Bull Hockey Doodoo

Another word for bullshit. Basically its a one word reply and then you add the rest of the stuff after it.

Bull Hockey Doodoo!
"Your not smart enough for honors classes."

by Jupitajulie August 28, 2009

Frankie Hockey Stick

A greasy Italian with a bent dick.

Gina returned from the Shore with bruises from a Frankie Hockey Stick.

by Sugatang January 11, 2017

Top Cheese Hockey

The greatest sports news website on the planet. Funny, straightforward and professional. It's clearly the future of hockey news. It's Prime Cheddar worthy and loaded with awesome features like Play of the Week, Pictures, Polls and Forums. Only cool people check it out...

Yo, I went on Top Cheese Hockey yesterday and they had some dope hockey pics!

by A Segs December 16, 2011