brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
by bigminiman12 January 15, 2016
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Brown Mountie

Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.
The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.
by Brown_Mountie April 24, 2010
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The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.
by D-pop February 18, 2014
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Brown Fist

Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?

Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.
by The Ward Daddy August 05, 2010
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Brown Dream

When a person shits their pants while sleeping.

Example 1

Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!

Pat: well ya did last night.

Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys
by SubZero187 December 30, 2018
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Brown Sneeze

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 30, 2020
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Smokey Brown

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"
by ThatStankDank June 09, 2014
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