Weed Nerd

Another name for a toker that i very educated in the field of Cannabis, for example- history, cultivation,legalization,culture, medical use and smoking etiquette. They stand by their beliefs and will always support legalization.

"Man, i wonder how pot became illegal"

"well, in the 1930 Henry Anslinger and William Randolf Hearst demonized Cananbis and hemp as being a killer weed that caused death, murder, rape and violence, Henry was very racist in his attempt to make it illegal, often being quoted in saying "Black and Mexicans smoke this plant and rape white women", William merely wanted pot illegal so the hemp industry would not run him out of the paper business."

'Wow man your such a weed nerd.."

by datonestonerdude August 6, 2010

brick weed

Really shitty weed that comes from Mexico or some other place like that. It's dehydrated and stored in kilo bricks for travel, and when the dealer hits you up he just breaks a chunk off and weighs it out. It is usually only 5-10% THC.

All the little goth kiddies here be smoking that brick weed, but we got some fire ass Mauwie Wowie green.

by addict7 September 10, 2006

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

weed

an object of natural origins, beneficial to mankind, made illegal to stifle competition with artificial, man-made objects, structures, and systems, of which legalization would cause politicians to lose financial support from vested interests, while at the same time free a country from slavery in the form of systems cloaked in the legitimacy of law.

1. Marijuana is a weed.
2. Vioxx is not a weed.
3. That statin drug, Lipitor is an anti-weed.
4. Thank goodness natural butter is not a weed.
5. Saturated fats like tallow and coconut are quasi-weeds: not illegal, but using it may cause you to be the subject of lawsuits by groups who honestly or dishonestly believe they are harmful.
6. as opposed to anti-weed: an object of artificial origin, harmful to mankind, made more harmful by legal structures and systems that stifle or outlaw the use of alternative objects that are beneficial. It is an object that sustains the livelihood of politicians, lobbyists, and particularly powerful big businesses, while at the same time enslaves a country to the dictates of interests shrouded in the legitimacy of law.

by yerrago February 19, 2005

weed

Weed is another word for Marijuana.

Marijuana is a beautiful plant that can, and should be smoked.

All of the people bad mouthing it here, please go and try it then let us know what you think of it.

Dan - "Yo Ed! Pass me the weed so I can roll a joint!"
Ed - "No man, I'm too stoned! Get it yourself."

by Ed Gonson September 20, 2006

Bog Weed

Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers

You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

pussy money weed and beer

Tom Stein's favorite things

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips

by Tom stein is the man with the February 21, 2009