Rubber Walrus Protectors 

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

Rubber Walrus Protectors by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

Tissue Walrus 

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose

Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus

Tissue Walrus by Fanitypis April 23, 2025

Ricky The Walrus

When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.

Wanna come over and hump me like ricky the walrus

Ricky The Walrus by iuhdsiuh June 13, 2010

Barnie the Walrus 

Just let the word explain

Look its barnie the walrus!

Barnie the Walrus by mlemingshobe July 27, 2020

I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?

They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.

I Am The Walrus by SockDuck May 28, 2022

Obey The Walrus Syndrome 

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.

Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.

Obey The Walrus Syndrome by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025