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Las Vegas

Where everyone is trying to steal your money, but in Vegas, it's legal.

The architecture is cool though
"I just went to Las Vegas to spend $13,000 on a chicken-based slot machine"
"I don't care but hey look at this Eiffel Tower"
by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021
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Vegas check in

When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.
*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."
by anonymous December 15, 2022
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Vegas Called

When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.

Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?

Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.

Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024
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Vegas Midwives

When Ref's are bought off to help change the game via certain play-callsfor Vegas to win millions upon million of dollars. Often big games, such as seeding, playoffs, championships (super bowl)
The Refs are Vegas Midwives because they screwed over team A on an obvious play, so that team B would win, if the bets are high enough.
by cantstandprofessionalrefs December 30, 2012
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las vegas

Las vegas is when you do the joke and die
'Look! John did the las vegas! The motherfucker will die now"
by joe mamamus February 21, 2021
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redneck vegas

"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"
by TippierGnome84 November 22, 2019
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3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102

CENTER OF SCUMMING USING I SCUM

Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.

PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER
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So DR. JOFFE TEL AVIV ISRAEL well hate to tell you before 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 as the CIA but wait in ISRAEL it is called , " M0SSAD" AND AMD DR 0SS is ADVANCED MICR0 DEVICES has inside of it "THE IMM0RTALITY RULE" that is NEVER WR0NG.

At this ADDRESS there is an ALTERATION COMING PLANE DISASTER as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL is choosing which PLANE AND COUNTRY TO HIT and KILL EVERYONE but meanwhile as JACK SWEENEY tracks planes you better believe the best protection can be HAD in the FLIGHT PATH AND RADIUS BUT I SCUM tonight SHITEATING AND PISS DRINKING will soon rearrange this ADDRESS ....
3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 ...SAVE Y0UR LIFE when you SENSE ..(3) 140 (N)AKED S(H)ITEATER EAT SHIT TUNc sout(H) valley view las vegas, (N)evada 1 9 33 = SCAT = SHIT CA(N) ASS(H)0LE THREE
by RECTAL INSIGHT August 29, 2022
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