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Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
mugGet the Taco Bell Trumpetmug.

Trumpet

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
mugGet the Trumpet Dickmug.

Trumpets

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll
by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019
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trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
mugGet the trumpetmug.

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.
Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?
by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025
mugGet the Spicy blue trumpetmug.

Trumpet

Selfish Trump supporting puppets.
Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?

Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.

Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.

Person 2: Trumpet fucks?

Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020
mugGet the Trumpetmug.

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