From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006
Get the touched the floormug. Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
by Big mama mar May 6, 2020
Get the Touch mickeymug. (tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
by nick6 November 27, 2006
Get the touche bagmug. by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003
Get the touching clothmug. poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else
by redlion May 28, 2014
Get the poop touchmug. by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020
Get the Touch grassmug. Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.
Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
by sharpieee October 21, 2010
Get the Touch Footballmug.